Reddit Funny Things T Osay Durning Sex
Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:19:07
So me and my GF are gonna have sex soon, and i was thinking what would be the funniest thing to say during or after sex? I was thinking about calling her by her mothers name during it for a laugh XD but i think i'd prolly get betch slapped and told to leave, so maybe something a little less mentally crippling.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:22:14
Let me demonstrate:
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:24:59
And just like that....he was gone...
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:26:02
'My dick feels like corn'
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:26:44
At 1/10/07 11:24 AM, 0peth wrote: ''You put what where''?!
Funnily enough, I had that quote on my above picture during a BBS orgy with Lord-Sonx.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:28:16
A funny thing to say during sex would be "Shhh keep it down theres a family reunion going on downstairs"
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:28:43
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:28:57
"Now you put the balls in too, right???"
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:29:22
Lol, "you put what where" sounds good she'd prolly be like WTF HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW?! and then i could be like oh right and pretend to go for her ass XD
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:30:22
Quoted from family guy (but not exactly) "Having sex with a fat chick is awsome! It's like there's boobs everywhere!
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:44:55
At 1/10/07 11:36 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Don't be a funny guy, Just enjoy the sex.
True true, but he asked for it.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:45:56
My fire engine is out of water.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:47:56
hmm i cant find my socks xD
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:49:19
At 1/10/07 11:36 AM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Don't be a funny guy, Just enjoy the sex.
Laughing and sex are the best things we have in this life.
And just like that....he was gone...
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:51:44
"Condom should be worn after sex, right?"
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:54:48
I hardly ever come here anymore....
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 11:56:19
"Right now my dick feels reeeeeeeal huge."
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:01:04
Anything that this guy has ever said:
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:03:58
At 1/10/07 11:54 AM, N-Antichrist wrote: I have AIDS
rofl, we'd be using a condom and that wouldn't be as funny as it would be manslaughter lol.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:10:07
Hell, you really fuck as good as your mother!
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:12:17
It would require being on the phone.
"Hi honey have you picked up the kids from soccer practice yet?"
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:56:57
You: Yeah baby, was it good for you too?
Her: Yeah it was alright.
You: I thought I should tell you I've got AIDS.
Love the American Dream, with a vengeance.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:57:45
At 1/10/07 11:22 AM, Scarab-Stalk33r wrote: Let me demonstrate:
Best one yet. And it was the first one to boot. Well done.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 12:58:02
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 13:03:16
"GIVE ME YOUR SOUL!"
"Wait, so it goes where?"
"This remind's me of that time with your dad!"
Those were the only ones I could think of...
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 13:04:50
uh oh the gonnerhea has come back
attack of the siphilis monster herpes vs. yeast infectory
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 14:01:47
At 1/10/07 11:51 AM, GeoBuddha wrote: "Condom should be worn after sex, right?"
XD this is the best funny saying Id say
These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For.
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 14:04:02
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 14:07:31
At 1/10/07 11:19 AM, Lolercaust wrote: I was thinking about calling her by her mothers name
Try calling out your own name instead. Nothing gets you going as the thought of sleeping with youself.
e-v
Response to Funniest things to say during sex? 2007-01-10 14:23:23
At 1/10/07 11:30 AM, thenakedchicken wrote: Quoted from family guy (but not exactly) "Having sex with a fat chick is awsome! It's like there's boobs everywhere!
i don't know whos boobs i'm grabbing, your boobs or my boobs,
Not my real name!
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